1. 1 Sep


    autismserenity:

    fleamontpotter:

    yaneela:

    marauders4evr:

    fleamontpotter:

    I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

    Judging from the context of the chapter…

    We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

    But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

    Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

    ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

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  2. 3 Jun

    andkool: “ The one directly under her is like “she made me first” ”

    andkool:

    The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

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  3. 3 Jun


    twinkie13:

    moxperidot:

    ironmanstan:

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    maze bean

    #this joke has a high barrier to entry#like there is a specific person for whom it is funny#and it offers no satisfaction for the rest of the audience apart from it seeming surreal and disjointed#To appreciate this joke you must be able to recognize mitochondria.#you must also be familiar with a common phrase coined to describe them in the 1950s.#this phrase is commonly taught in American schools.#this phrase became popular on tumblr #in 2013#you must have been exposed to the resulting memes.#you must be able to complete the poem.#and then you must also appreciate Maze Bean #and you must find it all funny#we live in strange times #how do you translate this??? (via elodieunderglass)

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  4. 30 May

    humansofnewyork: ““My mother was getting old and couldn’t work anymore. We never knew where our next meal was coming from. I had a job cleaning houses, but the pay was horrible. So when I was given the opportunity to come to Spain, I knew I had to...

    humansofnewyork:

    “My mother was getting old and couldn’t work anymore.  We never knew where our next meal was coming from.  I had a job cleaning houses, but the pay was horrible.  So when I was given the opportunity to come to Spain, I knew I had to take it.  But the day that I left was horrible.  I’d never been outside of Ecuador.  I’d never been apart from my mother.  Both of us were crying like children at the airport.  I had no idea what I’d find when I arrived.  My plan was to make a little money, come home, and start a business, maybe a food stand.  Just a little something to make our lives easier.  Soon after arriving in Spain, I found work cooking and cleaning at a summer camp.  It was in the mountains.  It was very isolated.  But they were kind to me.  They gave me extra jobs and allowed me to stay during the offseason.  It was very lonely, but I spoke to my mother every day.  And I was able to send home almost all the money I made.  After seven years I received my residency papers, and I was finally able to go home for a visit.  I’d wanted to surprise my mom, but she has high blood pressure, so I told her I was coming.  She was standing in the doorway when I arrived.  She held me for the longest time.  Everything had changed.  The house had been empty when I left.  Now there was furniture: chairs, sofas, two beds instead of one.  A new stove.  A fridge full of food.  A television, not even one with knobs.  It had a real remote.  We stayed up all night talking.  I told her all about Spain.  Eventually I was able to bring her here.  We live together now.  I see her every day.  And I’m working as a home health aide.  So if anything happens, I can take care of her.”
    (Barcelona, Spain)

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  5. 30 May

    mcufam:

    Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), dir. Jon Watts

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  6. 30 May

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  7. 30 May


    tonystark5ever:

    supermegahijabi:

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    Hello. Yes, I’d like to turn your attention toward @rdjlock’s amazing art from their twitter account.

    I really really really have no words for how incredible this is

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  8. 30 May

    ezilmars:

    sodomymcscurvylegs:

    black-nata:

    surprisebitch:

    ilikepipecleanerswitheyes:

    ‘game of thrones’ cast hating their own show for twenty seconds straight

    lmaoo they look high

    her eyebrows went through all five stages of grief

    She warned us.

    Hey eyebrows are driving me crazy

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  9. 23 May

    lubricates: “icantpayattentiontoanything: “ savvyspacecadet: “ savvyspacecadet: “ a-slightly-sad-egg: “ teeth-and-eyes: “ biggest-gaudiest-fish: “ julyrubyrose: “ paganinpurple: “ phanandothertrash: “ hufflepuff-phander: “ 00qverlord: “...

    lubricates:

    icantpayattentiontoanything:

    savvyspacecadet:

    savvyspacecadet:

    a-slightly-sad-egg:

    teeth-and-eyes:

    biggest-gaudiest-fish:

    julyrubyrose:

    paganinpurple:

    phanandothertrash:

    hufflepuff-phander:

    00qverlord:

    legalgranola:

    flightcub:

    flightcub:

    flightcub:

    flightcub:

    flightcub:

    thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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    it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

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    it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

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    spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

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    it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

    Her dedication must not go unrecognized

    i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

    Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

    Ooo its thursday

    I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?

    It’s Thursday! Time to reblog yet again.

    Happy Thursday!

    Happy thursday my friends! remember, spooky season doesn’t end until tomorrow, cause of dotd!!

    Well, it’s thursday

    Its thursday

    It’s Thursday

    Thursday

    well happy thursday

    (via toastbutteregg)

     

  10. 23 May

    itwashotwestayedinthewater: “ reallyfunnyreallycool: “the bros only one click away ” RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted ”

    itwashotwestayedinthewater:

    reallyfunnyreallycool:

    the bros only one click away

    RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

    (via hashtagblaze)